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VIDEO: LSU Fans Can’t Make Out And Stand Up At Same Time

Kissing your date is a tradition at Texas A&M games. Taking a tumble down the bleachers is a drunken LSU thing.

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GALLERY: Explaining College Football To An Outsider

Ok, what I’m about to say is blasphemy but it must be noted—the entire world is not fascinated with college football. They should be, but they aren’t.

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Could The BIG 10 Get Any Worse?

BIG 10 fans are beyond tired of hearing how bad they are. The problem is, they’re going to keep hearing it. They loathe the SEC and other power conferences. They’re appalled that they have to defend themselves at every turn. After all, they’re the BIG 10—home of The Ohio State, The Big House…and Rutgers?

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Arkansas Razorback Fans Can Get Hog Braces

Remember when being told you had to wear braces sent horrifying visions of being locked in a disastrous 6th grade playground kiss? Yes you do. Don’t lie.

Well, now you can willingly open yourself to schoolyard taunts by being one of the idiot Arkansas Razorback fans that has—put in their mouth—the team mascot.

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Arkansas Fan Breaks up with Kliff Kingsbury

Kliff Kingsbury seems to have it all…except one hot Arkansas football fan.

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Bama Fans Trolled At Home Depot

Crimson elephants with badly bruised egos can be yours for a mere $25.

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New Kansas Football Uniforms Are Awful

All right, all right, we get it already. Alternate uniforms are in. Thank you Oregon Ducks and Phil Knight’s money. And damn you Oregon Ducks and Phil Knight’s money!

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