Kissing your date is a tradition at Texas A&M games. Taking a tumble down the bleachers is a drunken LSU thing.
Ok, what I’m about to say is blasphemy but it must be noted—the entire world is not fascinated with college football. They should be, but they aren’t.
BIG 10 fans are beyond tired of hearing how bad they are. The problem is, they’re going to keep hearing it. They loathe the SEC and other power conferences. They’re appalled that they have to defend themselves at every turn. After all, they’re the BIG 10—home of The Ohio State, The Big House…and Rutgers?
Remember when being told you had to wear braces sent horrifying visions of being locked in a disastrous 6th grade playground kiss? Yes you do. Don’t lie.
Well, now you can willingly open yourself to schoolyard taunts by being one of the idiot Arkansas Razorback fans that has—put in their mouth—the team mascot.
Kliff Kingsbury seems to have it all…except one hot Arkansas football fan.
Crimson elephants with badly bruised egos can be yours for a mere $25.
All right, all right, we get it already. Alternate uniforms are in. Thank you Oregon Ducks and Phil Knight’s money. And damn you Oregon Ducks and Phil Knight’s money!